Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

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odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

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there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

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cockenblog:

God bless us, everyone.

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this-metal-kitten:

vikingwithoutastory:

constantlyrambling:

caariosamu:

mindfulwrath:

theincandescentqueen:

handwritingofgod:

steampunktendencies:

What is your Steampunk Name ?

PROFESSOR VIOLET ADDLECHILD.

you know i said that with a fake english pompous accent

Countess Josephine Witherchild

I LIKE IT THO

DAME DORCAS CLANKINGBOTTOM?
YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

Dame Violet Clankingtopper or Earl Theodore Clankingtopper.  Well, that works.

Colonel Henrietta Rothton

sir victor supperstone

- Colonel Leopold Rothwaddle. -

//baron wilfred rumblestone

Madam Adelaide Supperstone

Lady Henrietta Wraith Bottom

horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
white boy: i'll go investigate
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
white girl: ahhh!!
white girl: ahhh!!!
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

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drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time

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