Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

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animenerd21:

Yes the “plot” ;)

animenerd21:

Yes the “plot” ;)

(via joker15aylin)

yaoiroyed:

Happy Easter

Pascua feliz

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turntechgodofhead:

metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”

I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;

turntechgodofhead:

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

I AM SO OFFENDED, hAVE YOU FUCKNUTS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF “MINNESOTA NICE”? LIKE SHIT WE ARE SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE OUT THERE OKAY?????? ;-;

(Source: nevver, via nobodycars)

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wallWiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

(Source: sheepfilms, via oxytreza)

annethecatdetective:

vrumblr:

chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

Look at how fancy they are.

Oh, I knew it. I’ve always known.

annethecatdetective:

vrumblr:

chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

Look at how fancy they are.

Oh, I knew it. I’ve always known.

(Source: blackingzz, via oxytreza)

4gifs:

Metal detector

4gifs:

Metal detector

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

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do you ever get so emotional and you just

image

(Source: loveforeversmilealways, via hi)